Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
Actual snow queen Idina Menzel performs at the 2014 Oscars
- lupita won an oscar
- ellen is hosting a giant pizza party
- kristen belle brought a burrito to the oscars
- brad pitt is handing out paper plates
- arby’s bought pharrell’s hat on ebay
- everything is beautiful
*kisses you on the cheek* you’re a cutie. *kisses your forehead* put the movie in and get comfy. I’ll get us a snack. *pulls your pants down with my teeth* this wasn’t your idea of a snack?
girls aren’t “easy”, girls don’t have difficulty levels. some girls like sex and some girls don’t. you aren’t winning anything by getting either of them to sleep with you.
Some girls only want sex after emotional closeness develops, but to call this “difficulty” says some really disturbing shit about what you think emotional closeness is for.
When the pizza arrives, Brad Pitt is there to hand out plates
let us take this time for a moment of silence for leo